The Heming Way
Sub-Title:
How to Unleash the Booze-Inhaling, Animal-Slaughtering, War-Glorifying, Hairy-Chested, Retro-Sexual Legend Within... Just Like PapaAuthor:
Marty BeckermanPublisher:
Infected PressPublication Date:
06-06-2011ISBN:
9780970062932Pages:
87Subjects:
History And CriticismLiterature
Wit And Humor
Available as:
Electronic book text, 9780970062932Description:
Fifty years have passed since the death of Ernest Hemingway, history's ultimate man, and young people today know nothing about his legendary brand of rugged, alcoholic masculinity. They post updates to online social networks and play Nintendo games like children, but cannot skin a fish, dominate a battlefield, or transform majestic creatures of the Southern Hemisphere into piano keyboards.It was not always this way. We can undo this descent into vegan emasculation. All we need is a teacher, a savior. Not a messiah, but a mansiah. All we need is Papa.With chapters such as "For Whom the Beer Flows," "Death in the Afternoon... Lunch is Served," "A Farewell to Smooth Arms, Backs, Faces, Taints, etc.," and "The Old Man and the See You in Hell," former Esquire editor Marty Beckerman proves how millions of technology-addled eunuchs can realize their full potential as drunken, unshaven, meat-devouring, wife-divorcing manimals.The Heming Way is a difficult path, and not for the weak. But truth is manlier than fiction.
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