Are You There Margaret? It's Me, God

A humorous look at the modern relationship packed full of mind-blowing diagrams, informative maps, stunning photographs, fascinating tips, the retainer you lost in 7th grade, a pony, oh and the story about a relationship falling apart just in time for the start of another. Relationships are hard but so was that remedial math class you had in high school and like that math class there is a book to help you...this book. Much like your wife's attempt at lasagna your relationship is...
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A humorous look at the modern relationship packed full of mind-blowing diagrams, informative maps, stunning photographs, fascinating tips, the retainer you lost in 7th grade, a pony, oh and the story about a relationship falling apart just in time for the start of another. Relationships are hard but so was that remedial math class you had in high school and like that math class there is a book to help you...this book. Much like your wife's attempt at lasagna your relationship is riddled with problems and if you do not fix these problems you are sure to be up all night feeling like a wreck. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Will this book fix my relationship?" Yes, absolutely this book will fix your relationship, it will also fix that wobbly table in you're kitchen when you are done reading it. This book is solid...like your arteries and like your arteries it something that should probably be looked at. Sure this book may start out a little slow but so did you and the world's been laughing at you for years. Self-acclaimed writer, Presidential Fitness Award winning satirist, and Pulitzer Prize demanding author Parker Hoxie brings you the most important book you will ever read.