Bayou Zombie Werewolves

It's all fun and games until someone gets bit! This is not your typical apocalypse. The zombies want brains, the werewolves want flesh, and Colton Mudd just wants a damn Twinkie. Get ready for one of the most disturbing, twisted, deranged, and just plain f*#@ed up gory horror comedies you'll ever read. It's B movie horror comedy at its finest. If you love movies like Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Halloween, the Evil Dead series, Class of Nuke 'Em High, The Toxic Avenger, Nightmare On Elm...
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It's all fun and games until someone gets bit! This is not your typical apocalypse. The zombies want brains, the werewolves want flesh, and Colton Mudd just wants a damn Twinkie. Get ready for one of the most disturbing, twisted, deranged, and just plain f*#@ed up gory horror comedies you'll ever read. It's B movie horror comedy at its finest. If you love movies like Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Halloween, the Evil Dead series, Class of Nuke 'Em High, The Toxic Avenger, Nightmare On Elm Street, and Re-Animator then you'll love Bayou Zombie Werewolves. The body count is staggering, the deaths are bloody, and the situations are extremely violent. Of course what kind of B movie horror book would this be if the boobies weren't full and bouncy, the women sexy, and the story packed with nudity. Yes it's offensive. Yes it's shocking. No we aren't apologizing for any of it. This full length novel is creepy, and vile. It's also hilarious. Now for those of you hardcore fans of bloody gore, sexy women, flesh eating zombies, vicious werewolves, and albino armadillos...here is Uncle Gary's Campfire Stories: Bayou Zombie Werewolves. A Nazi war criminal has been tucked away in a secret science compound in Livingston Parish Louisiana. It was so he could work on the United States' new biological weapon. That doctor, Aribert Heim, has been experimenting on people. He's been creating a parasite that changes the experiments. They grow superhumanly strong, and hunger for flesh and blood. They are a biological weapon that spreads through a bite or other bodily fluid transfer. He calls it project Tithonus, but the other scientists just call them zombies. The zombies aren't the worst thing Aribert's been working on. He's also been testing his parasite on the last known living werewolf. Zombies were bad enough, but a zombie werewolf is a truly horrifying possibility. The mad doctor keeps working and refining his parasite while living like a prisoner inside the compound. That was until President Kennedy was assassinated. Now using the confusion caused from the president's death as a distraction, Aribert Heim has released the zombies, unleashed the undead werewolf, and put the entire compound on lockdown while making his escape. 50 years later two idiot brothers find the long forgotten underground compound. After stumbling onto the old bodies of the zombies and the zombie werewolf, the two brothers panic and start trying to dispose of the dried out husks. Unfortunately along the way they get infected. Soon the infection is spreading throughout Livingston Parish. Zombies and zombie werewolves are filling the streets with blood. The apocalypse is upon us, and the only man standing in the way is a fat redheaded midget sheriff named Colton Mudd. At least Colton's not alone. He's got a best friend named Bobby "Coonass" Mullins looking to kick some zombie ass. Sarah Mudd, Colton's beautiful and sexy wife, is going to stand with her husband through thick and thin, and B.J. Mullins, Bobby's daughter, is ready to help. All they have to do is stand against thousands of zombies, and an insane zombie werewolf trying to destroy Louisiana with his newly formed pack. It shouldn't be too hard right...right?