Fifty Shades of Miscellany

Do you want relief from the dull miscellany of everyday life? Do want to feel confident around vegetables, no matter what color they are? Can you find all the differences, even among the fish? Do you want fifty shades of new cocktail recipes? Do you want to find out how to see no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil, and smell no evil? What would you do in a French prison? Do you get fifty shades of emotional? Do you crave almost-true factoids? Do you want to dance like an Egyptian? How...
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Do you want relief from the dull miscellany of everyday life? Do want to feel confident around vegetables, no matter what color they are? Can you find all the differences, even among the fish? Do you want fifty shades of new cocktail recipes? Do you want to find out how to see no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil, and smell no evil? What would you do in a French prison? Do you get fifty shades of emotional? Do you crave almost-true factoids? Do you want to dance like an Egyptian? How do you feel about baby animal racket? Do you want to know more uncanny Presidential similarities? Did you know it was the Year of the Dingbat? Can ballet imitate art? How do you draw grumpy cats? How do other people react to dirty punch lines? What are your bad habits? Do you unknowingly play Insomnia Jeopardy? How do you feel about different types of gas-passers? In spite of incessant begging from editors and relatives, Mug & Mali have produced yet another volume of jumbled nonsense. Readers will find the miscellany startling and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "Fifty Shades of Miscellany, Mug & Mali's Miscellany Volume 19," is imprudent yet daft, rivaling such books as, "Bowling Pin Marinating Techniques," and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. This is a work of humor and satire, and is not part of the (in)famous Fifty Shades... series. Enjoy!