For Sale: One Planet, Gently Used

One doomed planet. One skilled salesman. One shot at salvation. In the Earth's final days, John Smith must sell the planet so the rest of us can move on. With a thousand generations of used-car salesmen in his blood, he's a match for every race in the galaxy except one... the one that just walked in the door.Richard Alan Dickson, author of "Doom Cows from Outer Space," returns with a wacky misadventure set in a future where alien races are common and planets can be bought and sold....
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One doomed planet. One skilled salesman. One shot at salvation. In the Earth's final days, John Smith must sell the planet so the rest of us can move on. With a thousand generations of used-car salesmen in his blood, he's a match for every race in the galaxy except one... the one that just walked in the door.Richard Alan Dickson, author of "Doom Cows from Outer Space," returns with a wacky misadventure set in a future where alien races are common and planets can be bought and sold. With amusing twists and clever action, "For Sale: One Planet, Gently Used" is a humorous tale that readers of all ages are sure to enjoy.