It's Girl Scout Cookie Time for Lesbians and Abortionists |
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| Author:
| Cahill, Richard |
| ISBN: | 978-0-615-85332-1 |
| Publication Date: | Aug 2013 |
| Publisher: | Northern Lake Publishing LLC
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| Book Format: | Paperback |
| List Price: | USD $13.99 |
Book Description:
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This book is about more than baked goods sold by smiling girl-children. Far more. It's about God, gays and guns. It's about manhood, womanhood and babyhood. It covers history, from the fur-clad dawn of humanity to the latest elections through several possible Apocalypses. Through it all, the author displays an encyclopedic lack of knowledge and a penchant for giving useless advice. The book brims over with pointless anecdotes and fabricated statistics. It contains flawed comparisons...
More DescriptionThis book is about more than baked goods sold by smiling girl-children. Far more. It's about God, gays and guns. It's about manhood, womanhood and babyhood. It covers history, from the fur-clad dawn of humanity to the latest elections through several possible Apocalypses. Through it all, the author displays an encyclopedic lack of knowledge and a penchant for giving useless advice. The book brims over with pointless anecdotes and fabricated statistics. It contains flawed comparisons and insane rationalizations galore. If you are trapped in a dysfunctional relationship, reading this book will not help you escape. If you are looking for meaning in your life as a tiny, mortal mote in this vast cosmos. start looking elsewhere. If you feel torn and ashamed about your taboo sexual cravings, welcome to the club.
DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction; any resemblance to any actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The author strenuously denies he is writing about real people, even when they are called by their actual names and quoted word for word.
WARNING: THIS BOOK WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH. DO NOT READ if you shouldn't be laughing, like if you are at a job interview or a parole hearing, or if you suspect your spouse is about to ask you if you still find him or her physically attractive. If you experience lightheadedness, shortness of breath or numbness while reading this book, stop immediately and pour yourself another drink. And eat a cookie, if you've got one.