Please Give Me a One-Star Review

My mother always said, "if you're going to be good at something, be the best." So I thought, 'What if I wrote a book that got more one-star reviews than any book had ever gotten?' I'm sort of an expert on the subject. My hobby is reading book reviews on Amazon. It's more entertaining than reading the books and it's free! I was going to write a book titled "Amazon Book Reviews: the Good, the bad, and the Ugly" but I strove for a loftier goal... setting a record for the most one-star...
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My mother always said, "if you're going to be good at something, be the best." So I thought, 'What if I wrote a book that got more one-star reviews than any book had ever gotten?' I'm sort of an expert on the subject. My hobby is reading book reviews on Amazon. It's more entertaining than reading the books and it's free! I was going to write a book titled "Amazon Book Reviews: the Good, the bad, and the Ugly" but I strove for a loftier goal... setting a record for the most one-star reviews of any book, ever!I made it worth your while (well, that's debatable! Heh heh heh) by filling this book with my favorite reviews and gave pointers about leaving your own reviews, as well as my views about a few other mostly-related subjects. You'll have to overpay for my two cents' worth because the minimum price they'll let me charge for this book (because they have to get their share) is $3.50. But that'll make it easier to write your one-star review!Be sure to tell your friends about this book. Share it on your Facebook and tell people you're helping an author set the record for the most one-star review. Tweet about it and send it in one of those email-forwards people are so fond of. Be part of something big! Be part of setting a record!