Livin' the American Dream, USA Style
|Publication Date:||Jul 2013|
| Publisher:||HarperCollins Publishers|
| Book Format:||Hardback|
|List Price:||USD $15.99|
| Book Description: |
Meet Karl Welzein, aka Captain Karl, aka @DadBoner on Twitter—the Midwest's most beautiful loser
Karl Welzein is really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.
His job is a drag and his wife kicked him out, but that's okay. She wears granny panties and is constantly dropping wads of cash at Target, and his son cries all the time. Now his "temporary" roommate, Dave, ate all the Totino's pizza rolls. Again. Karl Welzein is sick of this. So sick of this.
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