SILVER SPOONLESS Vices of a Country Club Bagboy

Working at a country club was the best job I ever had. From maintenance to extracurricular tasks, I'd go back if I could. Knowing one day that I'd have to move on and get a career, depressed me because I knew I wouldn't be around this blissful environment again. So one day near the end of the golf season, on my routine company time drunken stupor, I thought of a way I could always relive my days as a country club employee. Through my passion of writing, I would whip up true memoirs on...
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Working at a country club was the best job I ever had. From maintenance to extracurricular tasks, I'd go back if I could. Knowing one day that I'd have to move on and get a career, depressed me because I knew I wouldn't be around this blissful environment again. So one day near the end of the golf season, on my routine company time drunken stupor, I thought of a way I could always relive my days as a country club employee. Through my passion of writing, I would whip up true memoirs on everything about a country club that takes place behind the publics view. Finally, amongst all of the poor treatment us peasant bagboys endured from the members, may I bring to light a never before seen comedy gem, that'll land me my longed television deal, as well as bring vengeance for our bagboy souls. And best of all, make any tightwad who dares to read this, cringe. Sincerely, your unappreciated bagboyWalley Rotts-Penny Pincher Weekly calls it, "Explicitly Crude!"-Spoiled Kin Magazine calls Silver Spoonless, "Beyond Chauvinistic and A Tightwad's Nightmare!"-Exploited Seasonal Employee Mag deems it, "Funniest Golf-Themed Creation Since Caddyshack and Happy Gilmore!"-Ted's Tax Evading Tips describes it as, "An Exhibitionist's Literature!"