An Open Asylum |
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| Author:
| Howard, Grant |
| ISBN: | 978-1-4927-7395-5 |
| Publication Date: | Sep 2013 |
| Publisher: | CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
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| Book Format: | Paperback |
| List Price: | USD $5.38 |
Book Description:
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Do not read if you suffer from depression. Do not read if you suffer from self-alienation. An Open Asylum is not for everyone and should be taken responsibly and should not be read while operating heavy machinery. If this is your first time reading An Open Asylum we encourage you to do so under supervision. Mild side effects include: Suicidal drinking, drug addiction, STDs, loose women, insecurity, nightmares, aggression, loose stool, loose teeth, loose wallets and thinking errors. Do...
More DescriptionDo not read if you suffer from depression. Do not read if you suffer from self-alienation. An Open Asylum is not for everyone and should be taken responsibly and should not be read while operating heavy machinery. If this is your first time reading An Open Asylum we encourage you to do so under supervision. Mild side effects include: Suicidal drinking, drug addiction, STDs, loose women, insecurity, nightmares, aggression, loose stool, loose teeth, loose wallets and thinking errors. Do not read to children. Do not read to animals. Do not read to the elderly and the infirm, religious types, other poets, Communists, Republicans, Democrats, dentists, detainees, dummies, divorcees and people who use alliteration to sound clever. Please dispose of this book responsibly by giving it to people who do not read real poetry.