Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about POO!

The perfect gift to make anyone squeamish and everyone smile "in the end". As the title might suggest - the inside of this book is left purposefully blank, except for the very funny and winded disclaimer at the end with typos included to keep bathroom reeders busy. Use it as a journal No One will peak into, or extravagantly wrap a copy for your next office white elephant with co-workers or Secret Santa with friends or family, then watch the show. Some will try to trade it away as fast...
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The perfect gift to make anyone squeamish and everyone smile "in the end". As the title might suggest - the inside of this book is left purposefully blank, except for the very funny and winded disclaimer at the end with typos included to keep bathroom reeders busy. Use it as a journal No One will peak into, or extravagantly wrap a copy for your next office white elephant with co-workers or Secret Santa with friends or family, then watch the show. Some will try to trade it away as fast as possible while others will compete to keep it for re-gifting. Either way, it will be remembered!Perhaps you could use the perfect gift for the person who says they have everything? Want something to make your guests smile when they find it in your bathroom? Need something for someone who always gives weird gifts - or is that you? Have something special ready with this book in hand to acknowledge that jokester in your life! Don't forget to keep this handy to pretend you're reading it when annoying people come to bother you. This is it! You're armed with humor as dry as unused toilet paper!In any case, a copy of this book is a gas just to see the look of the passerby's or receiver's expression when they see (and/or open), it! Signed if you're brave, so the receiver can see who to pay-back special attention to next year and to see who hasn't had the pleasure of receiving a copy of their own yet. My first book. I didn't know what to write, so I asked myself how can I write an entertaining book without writing a book. Here is my result. NOT for people lacking a sense of humor. Enjoy!!!