Granny May Have Been a Vampire |
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| Author:
| Fisher, J. R. |
| ISBN: | 978-1-4935-8865-7 |
| Publication Date: | Nov 2013 |
| Publisher: | CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
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| Book Format: | Paperback |
| List Price: | USD $5.95 |
Book Description:
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"Granny May Have Been a Vampire" is a tour de force of Investigative Journalism as it pulls the covers on the vampire problem in Indian Valley, west of Port Angeles, Washington. In a mere 30 pages, part-time reporter J.R. Engels pulls out all the stops in his relentless drive to expose the local coven, including a research trip to Forks, where the "Twilight" vampires are known to hang out. He interviews a local seaplane pilot, thought to be the transportation for the young blonde...
More Description"Granny May Have Been a Vampire" is a tour de force of Investigative Journalism as it pulls the covers on the vampire problem in Indian Valley, west of Port Angeles, Washington. In a mere 30 pages, part-time reporter J.R. Engels pulls out all the stops in his relentless drive to expose the local coven, including a research trip to Forks, where the "Twilight" vampires are known to hang out. He interviews a local seaplane pilot, thought to be the transportation for the young blonde vampires from Transylvania, who then get waitress jobs at Granny's restaurant. J.R. also interviews the local college president to see if he is in on the coverup.This same J.R. is the narrator of "The Adventures of J.R. Engels in the Great Pacific Northwest, written by J.R. or James Randall Fisher, a local poet and novelist. The initials in common are no accident! This full-length novel includes J.R.'s encounter with the elusive Sasquatch, Willie Womack the pot-growing legend of the Olympics, and the spooky Lighthouse at the far end of the Dungeness Spit. You will also see J.R. in action as he photographs a semi-nude calendar for the local Symphony Orchestra.If you like both of these works, you will be certain to enjoy the forthcoming book of humorous poetry, "See Spot Smile," in which Fisher runs the gamut from puns to sophisticated humor reminiscent of Shakespeare. For the humor-challenged J.R. annotates many of the poems, so you won't miss the humor in something like: "Confucius say that time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana." Available soon!