The Undead Guide for the Workplace

Nobody Ever Promised you being dead would get you ahead in the workplace. The unthinkable has happened; you died. I won't bore you with all the details. Obviously you know that your existence has been prolonged. You are either a zombie or a vampire, and dealing with many changes. I died a couple of years ago, while mowing the lawn in a thunderstorm. The adjustment to my new Zombie condition was tolerable, but I never imagined how it would impact my career. I...
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Nobody Ever Promised you being dead would get you ahead in the workplace. The unthinkable has happened; you died. I won't bore you with all the details. Obviously you know that your existence has been prolonged. You are either a zombie or a vampire, and dealing with many changes. I died a couple of years ago, while mowing the lawn in a thunderstorm. The adjustment to my new Zombie condition was tolerable, but I never imagined how it would impact my career. I recently published the book "The Undead Guide for Surviving Humans". This book tells you how to stay undead, fit into the human race, and defend yourself. Many undead cannot afford the price of this book, so I am putting out this shorter one. I will concentrate here on getting by in the work place.