Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians

A hero with incredible talent... for breaking things. A life or death mission...to rescue a bag of sand. A fearsome threat from the powerful secret network that rules the world... the evil librarians.Alcatraz Smedry doesn't seem destined for anything but disaster. But on his thirteenth birthday, he receives a bag of sand, and his life takes a bizarre turn. This is no ordinary bag of sand...and it is quickly stolen by the cult of evil Librarians who are taking over the world by...
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A hero with incredible talent... for breaking things. A life or death mission...to rescue a bag of sand. A fearsome threat from the powerful secret network that rules the world... the evil librarians.Alcatraz Smedry doesn't seem destined for anything but disaster. But on his thirteenth birthday, he receives a bag of sand, and his life takes a bizarre turn. This is no ordinary bag of sand...and it is quickly stolen by the cult of evil Librarians who are taking over the world by spreading misinformation and suppressing truth. The sand will give the evil Librarians the edge they need to achieve world domination. Alcatraz must stop them...by infiltrating the local library, armed with nothing but eyeglasses and a talent for klutziness.Brandon Sanderson is the pen name of Alcatraz Smedry. His Hushlander editor forced him to use a pseudonym since these memoirs are being published as fiction. It is widely assumed that Brandon went mad several years ago, but few people can tell because his writing is so strange anyway. He spends his time going to science fiction movies, eating popcorn and goat cheese (separately), and trying to warn people of the dangers of the Great Kitten Conspiracy. He has had his library card revoked on several occasions.Charlie McWade is a stage and screen actor who also has numerous television and radio credits. He has appeared in the feature film Road Trip, the NBC Drama Third Watch, and the theater production of Neil Simon's Hotel Suite.