Go F*ck Yourself Cian

Go F*ck Yourself Cian is a laugh out loud alternative relationship guide by Facebook's favourite comedian.Fine, nothing, and okay are three words when used by your partner, that are guaranteed to make a man's testicles shrink in fear and so they should according to Cian Twomey, Facebook's favourite comedian, whose imaginary other half has threatened to slit his throat, push him into a well and when all else fails hopes he chokes on his own slice of pizza. What did Cian do to deserve...
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Go F*ck Yourself Cian is a laugh out loud alternative relationship guide by Facebook's favourite comedian.Fine, nothing, and okay are three words when used by your partner, that are guaranteed to make a man's testicles shrink in fear and so they should according to Cian Twomey, Facebook's favourite comedian, whose imaginary other half has threatened to slit his throat, push him into a well and when all else fails hopes he chokes on his own slice of pizza. What did Cian do to deserve such atrocities? A lot, according to erratic Emily, the schizophrenic other half to Cian's own personality.Go F*ck Yourself, Cian! is the relationship guide for you, no matter your status_ single, friends with benefits, loved up, or ashamedly whipped, this book holds the answers. Learn what to do with Cian's practical advice, from that awkward first date to that even more awkward first fart. Learn what not to do with Emily's not so helpful interjections and high maintenance demands, and get to know the real Cian and Emily #65533; the most loved up couple on Facebook #65533; and their heart_warming romance.'There's days where I think my girlfriend is the most beautiful thing on the planet, there's also days when I want to leave her in a forest...' #65533; Cian Twomey