Hexes for the Modern Age Contemporary Curses for the People Who Irritate You the Most |
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| Author:
| Brains, Val |
| ISBN: | 978-1-5107-2182-1 |
| Publication Date: | Sep 2017 |
| Publisher: | Skyhorse Publishing Company, Incorporated
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| Book Format: | Hardback |
| List Price: | USD $14.99 |
Book Description:
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Let's face it: most people irritate us. Hexes for the Modern Age is a tongue-in-cheek approach to giving these folks a taste of their own medicine. While inspired by witches' curses of the past, this is a gift book of 120 funny spells specific to the smartphone-obsessed, overworked, hipster-drenched reality of the present day.
Organized by category--love, work, roommates, traffic, pets, weddings, and so on--each hex is accompanied by an irreverent, Demetri Martin-type line...
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Let's face it: most people irritate us. Hexes for the Modern Age is a tongue-in-cheek approach to giving these folks a taste of their own medicine. While inspired by witches' curses of the past, this is a gift book of 120 funny spells specific to the smartphone-obsessed, overworked, hipster-drenched reality of the present day.
Organized by category--love, work, roommates, traffic, pets, weddings, and so on--each hex is accompanied by an irreverent, Demetri Martin-type line drawing.
* "May you start turning into your parents way earlier than you expected."
* "May all the cords to your electronics become entangled in a massive death coil."
* "May a full-size parking space that appears to be open actually be taken up by a tiny Vespa scooter."
* "May you always have 3 percent phone battery when you have no idea where you're going and it's in the middle of nowhere"