When Elves Attack A Joyous Christmas Greeting from the Criminal Nutbars of the Sunshine State |
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Author:
| Dorsey, Tim |
Narrated by:
| Wyman, Oliver |
Series title: | Serge Storms Ser. |
ISBN: | 978-0-7927-8168-4 |
Publication Date: | Jul 2012 |
Publisher: | AudioGO
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Book Format: | Downloadable audio file |
List Price: | Contact Supplier contact
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Book Description:
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Palm trees with twinkle lights...Santa's big belly protruding over a neon Speedo...Yes, it's ho ho ho time when pine replaces palmetto and winter birds nest in the blamy paradise of the Sunshine state. Like Santa, Serge Storms knows who's been naughty and who's been nice. Few can give with the generosity and creativity of Serge, and as December 24 rolls around, the big-hearted psychopath is filling up the Serge sleigh with an unforgettable bag of presents. But before that, there's the...
More DescriptionPalm trees with twinkle lights...Santa's big belly protruding over a neon Speedo...Yes, it's ho ho ho time when pine replaces palmetto and winter birds nest in the blamy paradise of the Sunshine state. Like Santa, Serge Storms knows who's been naughty and who's been nice. Few can give with the generosity and creativity of Serge, and as December 24 rolls around, the big-hearted psychopath is filling up the Serge sleigh with an unforgettable bag of presents. But before that, there's the office Christmas party, where he'll be spreading his special cheer. And there's that last minute go-for-broke spree at the mall (just beware of those attacking elves-they bite.) While you're there, skip the lame photo on Santa's lap-Serge will give you a lap ride you'll never forget. As for that addled elf Coleman, there's nothing like a white Christmas. Let it snow! So grab a six-pack, spike the egg nog, and hit the dunes of South Beach as Serge and Coleman roast some nuts on an open fire and prove that reindeer really do know how to fly!