Whimsical Origins and Lemons ,Vol 6 And 7

Volumes 6 and 7 of the Whimsical Passions series look at Rob and Jamie's origins: Two boys surviving the last days of school and the beginnings of their careers, during the late '70's and early '80's, in the Midlands. Attempting to survive exams with hangovers, interviews, not getting girls pregnant and not wiping out work colleagues. This book looks at the rarely seen side of apprenticeships - the side of the raw, green student, dealing with perilous pranks, inhaling solvents and...
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Volumes 6 and 7 of the Whimsical Passions series look at Rob and Jamie's origins: Two boys surviving the last days of school and the beginnings of their careers, during the late '70's and early '80's, in the Midlands. Attempting to survive exams with hangovers, interviews, not getting girls pregnant and not wiping out work colleagues. This book looks at the rarely seen side of apprenticeships - the side of the raw, green student, dealing with perilous pranks, inhaling solvents and crushes on strange college tutors.'She's horrendous.' Laughed Jamie. 'She's short and dumpy. One eye's going down the chip shop and the other's on its way back with battered saveloy.'Rob watched the figure of Miss Simpson turn the corner at the far end of the corridor. Her long hair flicked lightly as she sauntered beneath the air conditioning. Her full bottom filled the grey checked, tweed pencil skirt - like a fat crayon. He didn't find her attractive - did he? Vol 7 follows Janice and Pat's desperate attempts to thwart the attempts of a South African assassin, whilst assisted a nemesis from their past, who is smuggling lemon schnapps into the country. In their final adventure, Janice and Pat win a competition for a TV studio tour. What could possibly go wrong?There was a young man who followed us on. I recognized him from somewhere.' '-The one in the red stripy tie?' 'That's the one - you know him too?' 'Mister Hodges - he lives four doors down from you, Jan.' 'That wasn't him, was it?' 'I'm sure it was. He moved in a couple of years back - he had a twelve year old Escort on his drive.' 'He didn't!? Oh my word - they're all at it. I sent him a Christmas card last year, as well.' Pat sighed heavily and stared out of the window. It was going to be a long journey.