101 Ways to Use a Unicorn

Everyone loves unicorns--what's not to love? They're beautiful, magical, majestic creatures. Author Robb Pearlman and illustrator Dave Urban join twistedly hilarious forces once again to create 101 Ways to Use a Unicorn, their follow-up to 101 Ways to Kill a Zombie. Like 101 Zombies, 101 Unicorns is a manual of sorts, detailing several creative and unusual ways to employ the neighborhood unicorn in your everyday life. The methods range from the practical, to pop-cultural, to slightly dark--but all are laugh-out-loud funny:

--Hunger Games (Unicorn is an arrow being shot out of a longbow by a teenage girl)

--Bookmark (Unicorn's horn is between the pages of a closed book on a nightstand; he's sort of laying with his head on the nightstand and body on the floor)

--Piñata (a Unicorn strung up as blindfolded children swat at him)

--Clothesline (A clothesline is strung between the side of a house and the unicorn horn, as a housewife hangs clothes)

--Area Rug (Like a bearskin rug, but the Unicorn's alive)

--Award Ceremony Seat-filler (Unicorn is in a tuxedo seated between Angelina Jolie and Meryl Streep)

--The Shining (Jack Nicholson is using a Unicorn like an axe to get to Shelley Duvall)

--Jedi (the Unicorn's horn is lit up like a light saber, in a fight with Darth Vader) 

Equal parts satire and tribute to this beloved mythical animal, 101 Ways to Use a Unicorn is sure to tickle unicorn fans young and old.