40 Ways to Tell a Lie

Mulan, the new bestie that I never wanted, is in crisis. Rasmus left weeks ago and hasn't returned, so I'm in crisis too. I put a demon compulsion on my ex to make him forget he was evil, so my daughter is also in crisis. All Conn seems capable of doing is laughing at my pain. We'll see who gets the last laugh, though. Mulan thinks dating him violates everything in her life. Not that I would laugh at Conn's pain-I wouldn't. Okay, well, I would, but I'd feel bad about it. Maybe. Men in...
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Mulan, the new bestie that I never wanted, is in crisis. Rasmus left weeks ago and hasn't returned, so I'm in crisis too. I put a demon compulsion on my ex to make him forget he was evil, so my daughter is also in crisis. All Conn seems capable of doing is laughing at my pain. We'll see who gets the last laugh, though. Mulan thinks dating him violates everything in her life. Not that I would laugh at Conn's pain-I wouldn't. Okay, well, I would, but I'd feel bad about it. Maybe. Men in general aren't high up on my "things that make me happy" list at the moment.