A Bad Translation by David Raffin

A collection of short shorts (indecent and not), Jokes, and verse; A Bad Translation By David Raffin, by David Raffin doubles back on itself. I once searched my heart. I found four chambers. And in one of them was a map. And in another a princess, though I believe she was a chambermaid. One can transcend their post. In love the heart may skip a beat. And in another chamber was a pot. But that's too much information. The map detailed how to get to my heart. Which rendered it useless....
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A collection of short shorts (indecent and not), Jokes, and verse; A Bad Translation By David Raffin, by David Raffin doubles back on itself. I once searched my heart. I found four chambers. And in one of them was a map. And in another a princess, though I believe she was a chambermaid. One can transcend their post. In love the heart may skip a beat. And in another chamber was a pot. But that's too much information. The map detailed how to get to my heart. Which rendered it useless. Because that's where the map was. And I am rubbish at reading backwards. We all have our faults. My heart skips a beat when I am in love and that is how we got here. I looked inside myself. Found I have an appendix. It explained everything. The traveler squiggles Like a quivering arrow Sailing Longing for that other shore A mystery destination In the magic hour When anything may happen Anything, thus, magic Abracadabra, Which means To say it is to make it become real Guided by algorithms Star charts Messages set adrift In bottles, redeemable Down that great river Which winds through The outer lands Until it sounds like The whispers of a kitten. Kismet. Magic. "Ah, ha," said the detective. "No, Ah... ha," breathed the yoga instructor. "No, Ah, Ha" said the vaudevillian. "Which is it then?" demanded the research journalist, nonplussed.