An Alien's Guide to Speaking Earthling Thoroughly |
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| Author:
| Davis, P. J. |
| ISBN: | 978-1-5427-9297-4 |
| Publication Date: | May 2017 |
| Publisher: | CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
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| Book Format: | Paperback |
| List Price: | USD $12.99 |
Book Description:
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In the future, sophisticated aliens will compile our written memoirs and present them on a show intended to be both educational and entertaining, called, "An Alien's Guide To Speaking Earthling Thoroughly." The marketplace for episodes of this show will look a lot like the Amazon, or Apple online stores look in 2017, only, these aliens will have the ability to "absorb" all the different chapters in fractions of a second. The aliens will file this volume, the one on P.J. Davis,...
More DescriptionIn the future, sophisticated aliens will compile our written memoirs and present them on a show intended to be both educational and entertaining, called, "An Alien's Guide To Speaking Earthling Thoroughly." The marketplace for episodes of this show will look a lot like the Amazon, or Apple online stores look in 2017, only, these aliens will have the ability to "absorb" all the different chapters in fractions of a second. The aliens will file this volume, the one on P.J. Davis, somewhere deep, hidden under a strangely named theme, like, "Male Earthlings With Miscellaneous Names." P.J's writings will then be re-buried, and re-classified as the 52,575th entry under the subcategory "Paul Davis." Then, they'll be divided into eighteen pieces, totaling 76, 713 words (1.4% italicized) and made ready for..."absorption."Note: Printed version is highly flammable.