It's The Perfect Night For a Party...

Join me, for an evening of casual stalking, while we follow the peculiar assortment of guests which have been invited to a party at an eccentric millionaire's mansion. There's sure to be a stiff drink, some intimate conversation, and (if we're lucky) maybe even a murder or several. As dawn quickly approaches, we can place our bets for who will make it out alive, and whose blood will wet the walls. (As long as it isn't our blood. I'm...
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It's The Perfect Night For a Party...

Join me, for an evening of casual stalking, while we follow the peculiar assortment of guests which have been invited to a party at an eccentric millionaire's mansion. There's sure to be a stiff drink, some intimate conversation, and (if we're lucky) maybe even a murder or several. As dawn quickly approaches, we can place our bets for who will make it out alive, and whose blood will wet the walls. (As long as it isn't our blood. I'm quite fond of living.)

Come with me, my friend.

We're in for a long night.

Our cast includes:

• A Refrigerator Salesman with a secret.
• A Secretary with precisely no secrets. 
• A Congressman with a secret.
• A Doctor with a knack for keeping secrets.
• A Duke with a secret. 
• A Duchess with an even bigger secret.
• And a Butler who, you guessed it, has a secret. 
• And several more surprise guests who are better kept secret.

And then, well, there's you and me. And I for one am not capable of secret keeping. It simply isn't in my nature. 

An Outrageously Mysterious Dinner Party That, Probably, But Not Definitely, Ends in Violent, Bloody (Somewhat Erotic) Murder! is a short book at roughly 38,000 words. This makes it the perfect book to curl up with on any dark, stormy night and read in one sitting. (Or as many as you want. We don't judge.)

We hope you enjoy the thrilling, spooky, and ridiculous party that you've decided to crash.

Thank you so much for coming.