Awesome Joke Book for Kids 2017

Awesome Joke Book for Kids 2017220 Plus hilarious family-fun Jokes!FREE on Kindle Unlimited"Laughter is the best medicine"Keep your kids laughing and entertaining their friends with this book of funny and family friendly jokes. Help them entertain their friends at school, make those long car trips more fun, and get a giggle for yourself along the way! These funny jokes, knock knocks, and riddles will entertain the entire family. And for those budding comedians in the house, several...
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Awesome Joke Book for Kids 2017220 Plus hilarious family-fun Jokes!FREE on Kindle Unlimited"Laughter is the best medicine"Keep your kids laughing and entertaining their friends with this book of funny and family friendly jokes. Help them entertain their friends at school, make those long car trips more fun, and get a giggle for yourself along the way! These funny jokes, knock knocks, and riddles will entertain the entire family. And for those budding comedians in the house, several types of jokes to try out and find your own style.With artist illustrations showing just how funny these jokes for kids can be, this joke book will never be far out of reach.They say laughter is the best medicine so this book is perfect for:* A long car trip* The waiting room at the doctor's office* The first day of school* Birthday gifts that are sure to please* An opening joke for the big presentation at school* Encouraging your child to read * Cheering you up after a hard day at workDownload now and always be ready to crack a smile!Q: On Thursday, a man went for a horseback trip on Friday and returned two days later on Saturday. How is that possible?A: The horse's name was Friday.Q: On which side do chickens have the most feathers?A: On the outside.Q: What insect needs to eat the least?A: The moth - it only eats holes.Q: What's got feathers but no wings?A: Your pillow.Q: What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty?A: Your shadow.Q: What is the longest word in the English language?A: Smiles. There's a whole mile between the two Ss.Q: In what glasses shouldn't you pour apple juice?A: The already full ones.Q: When does a man really like being alone? A: When he becomes an heir.Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?A: An envelope.Q: What is at the end of everything?A: The letter G.Q: What nails do carpenters hate to hit?A: Fingernails.Q: How do locomotives hear?A: Through the engineers.Q: Why is tennis such a loud game?A: Because each player raises a racquet.Q: Who earns a living by driving his customers away?A: A taxi driver.Q: What two things can you not have for breakfast?A: Lunch and dinner.Q: What did one eye say to the other?A: Between you and me, something smells.Q: Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?A: She ran away from the ball.Q: What did Cinderella say to the photographer?A: Some day my prints will come.Q: What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?A: A stick.Q: Why was the math book sad?A: It had too many problems.Q: Why did the belt go to jail?A: It held up a pair of pants.Q: How do hair stylists speed up their job?A: They take short cuts!Q: What is a boxer's favorite drink?A: Punch.