Being a 'Daddy': the Survival Guide

This book takes you through almost two years of your life. By the time they have passed you will feel as though five years have passed, and you will have aged by ten years. The period is the 9 months before the birth of your child and the first year of your 'struggle' in your newly acquired role of 'daddy'. Having embraced the joyous union of two souls in a loving, caring, sharing partnership and having engaged in the timeless act of evolving the human species through procreation...
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This book takes you through almost two years of your life. By the time they have passed you will feel as though five years have passed, and you will have aged by ten years. The period is the 9 months before the birth of your child and the first year of your 'struggle' in your newly acquired role of 'daddy'.
Having embraced the joyous union of two souls in a loving, caring, sharing partnership and having engaged in the timeless act of evolving the human species through procreation (even if it may have been an accident), or having adopted or having contributed to the outsourced production of a small human being, you find yourself on the very verge of, or having just passed into, a new, irreversible phase of your existence. From being a Mr. Nobody to becoming a 'daddy' nobody.

This is a 'tongue-in-cheek survival guide for potential, or new fathers, containing assessments and tips to help you prepare and to survive the experience. Congratulations are in order, so too are commiserations. From that dizzy, joyous moment of birth a countdown is begun. Within the next year a battle will need to be won. It is literally a question of 'survival of the fittest'. Babies should carry a government health warning aimed at protecting innocent, unsuspecting 'daddies'.
"Warning. This baby may seriously damage your sanity!"