Bro Code for Parents What to Expect When You're Awesome |
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| Author:
| Stinson, Barney |
| As told to:
| Kuhn, Matt |
| Series title: | Bro Code Ser. |
| ISBN: | 978-1-4516-9064-4 |
| Publication Date: | Oct 2012 |
| Publisher: | Touchstone
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| Imprint: | Touchstone |
| Book Format: | Ebook |
| List Price: | Contact Supplier contact
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Book Description:
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The newest book in the New York Times bestselling "Barney Stinson" canon teaches prospective parents everything they need to know to have a legendary kid. So you're going to be a parent. You might be asking yourself a series of important questions: Will I be a good parent? * Will I be able to afford this? * Can I ever have sex again? Well, the answer to all these questions is a rock-solid no. But...
More Description The newest book in the New York Times bestselling "Barney Stinson" canon teaches prospective parents everything they need to know to have a legendary kid.
So you're going to be a parent.
You might be asking yourself a series of important questions:
Will I be a good parent? * Will I be able to afford this? * Can I ever have sex again?
Well, the answer to all these questions is a rock-solid no. But just because your existence is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesn't mean your kid has to be as lame as you're about to become. That's why I've written this book--to teach you how to be an awesomommy or legendaddy.
The Bro Code for Parents will help you:
Choose a baby name that won't get your kid stuffed into a junior high locker *
Interview and hire a smokin' hot nanny * Teach your child instant classics like "The Boobs on the Bus" and "Bro, Bro, Bro Your Boat"
With full-color illustrations, interactive work sheets, and even suggestions for how to turn a stroller into a broller, The Bro Code for Parents gives you all the tools you'll need to raise your child to be almost as awesome as I am. Almost.