Brutal Justice

Crime is rampant; the City cries in pain. The call is made for a protector, a hero'are you that hero? Do you feel the burning urge to fight evil'but maybe you're not quite sure where to start? ? Do I need a stick'how about a mask? ? Must I develop 6-pack abs before heading off into the night? ? What will the neighbours think? Well, you've had your entire life to be normal, and what did that get you? Probably not much'or maybe it has; good for you! It's time to get positive, it's time...
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Crime is rampant; the City cries in pain. The call is made for a protector, a hero'are you that hero? Do you feel the burning urge to fight evil'but maybe you're not quite sure where to start? ? Do I need a stick'how about a mask? ? Must I develop 6-pack abs before heading off into the night? ? What will the neighbours think? Well, you've had your entire life to be normal, and what did that get you? Probably not much'or maybe it has; good for you! It's time to get positive, it's time to get crazy; it's time to impose your glorious, indomitable will upon the world at large. So don't plod through another day at your boring, lame-ass job, surrounded by coworkers that you hate, with a boss you want to shove face-first into a filthy toilet bowl. Put on your ski mask and grab the old baseball bat'it's time to go bash some scum! Justice! Brutality! Ultra-violence! Heed the call!!! {{Disclaimer: Don't actually heed the call, or you'll end up dead or imprisoned. Reality check'sorry.}}