Congratulations, You're Becoming a Parent A Hilarious Guide to Everything Moms and Dads Should (NOT) Look Forward to in Parenthood! |
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| Author:
| Mill Press, Cider |
| ISBN: | 978-1-951511-69-2 |
| Publication Date: | Sep 2023 |
| Publisher: | Whalen Book Works Publishing Company
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| Book Format: | Hardback |
| List Price: | USD $14.95 |
Book Description:
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This book brings an edgy-but-frank attitude to the parenting advice genre, and at only 48 pages it's the perfect gift for a new parent. However, there's a twist: the cover displays a beautiful "aww" moment of a parent, while the inside contains everything but. It's fun, edgy, ribald, and more than anything, real advice. This is a heads-up for any new parent in your life! With the same style humor as Go the Fuck to Sleep, inside soon-to-be parents will learn that just...
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This book brings an edgy-but-frank attitude to the parenting advice genre, and at only 48 pages it's the perfect gift for a new parent. However, there's a twist: the cover displays a beautiful "aww" moment of a parent, while the inside contains everything but. It's fun, edgy, ribald, and more than anything, real advice. This is a heads-up for any new parent in your life! With the same style humor as Go the Fuck to Sleep, inside soon-to-be parents will learn that just around the corner, they will be enjoying the marvelous parenting joys such as:
- Sleeping in intervals of 15 minutes when the baby sleeps--if you're lucky
- Changing diapers around the clock
- Hearing the perfectly pitched cry at the most inconvenient of times (think airplanes, Zoom meetings, and every single time you go to the bathroom)
- Emptying the dishwasher more than you could have thought humanly possible
- And much more!
Congratulations, You're Becoming a Parent is a funny gift for any new parent that is about to welcome a new addition--and much more work than they can even imagine--into the family