EAT WELL and Get LOTS of Rest!

WHY WASTE 5 OR 6 OF YOUR PRECIOUS 9 LIVES LEARNING THE CAT SUCCESS SECRETS YOU WILL PICK UP FROM THIS 1 BOOK?CAUTION! This self-help book for cats was written BY a cat, exclusively for the education, benefit, and welfare of cats. So, if you are NOT a cat, then SCAT!This is NOT a gift book for cat lovers or other 2-legged people. This is TOP SECRET info for felines only!In this book for cats, you will learn how to eat well, all day, every day! After all, you don't want to be a grumpy...
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WHY WASTE 5 OR 6 OF YOUR PRECIOUS 9 LIVES LEARNING THE CAT SUCCESS SECRETS YOU WILL PICK UP FROM THIS 1 BOOK?CAUTION! This self-help book for cats was written BY a cat, exclusively for the education, benefit, and welfare of cats. So, if you are NOT a cat, then SCAT!This is NOT a gift book for cat lovers or other 2-legged people. This is TOP SECRET info for felines only!In this book for cats, you will learn how to eat well, all day, every day! After all, you don't want to be a grumpy cat, you want to be a happy, content, well-fed, well-rested cat, right? Wolfie's self-help book for cats is the recipe.With Wolfie Maine Coon behind the keyboard, you'll get to experience his own special type of feline wisdom, along with some cat humor!WHO IS WOLFIE MAINE COON?He's one of the BIG GUYS in our species, that's who!You've read about Wolfie in "The Cat Who Brought us a Bottle of Wine From the Popes' Private Reserve" in the book CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE CAT LOVER'S SOUL. Now Wolfie has written his own self-help book for cats, EAT WELL & GET LOTS OF REST: Wolfie's Guide to the Good Life.WOULDN'T YOU AGREE THAT . . .* A cat who grows himself to 27 pounds obviously knows how to eat well & live right.* A cat who earns the title "The King of the Neighborhood" in the competitive suburbs of Northern Virginia shows world-class leadership skills.* A cat from whom dogs keep a respectful distance, and who has 2-leggeds competing for his favor clearly has the world by its tail!That's why Wolfie's friends of the feline persuasion pressed him, saying he owed it to his fellow cats to share his success secrets. So he did, sneaking up to use his 2-leggeds' computer late nights while they were asleep.Wolfie wrote this book for cats for one reason: to help other cats learn how to create better lives for themselves . . . both this time around, and in all their remaining lives to come.At last, this is it, the first self-help book FOR cats, written BY a cat -- Wolfie!HERE'S WHAT OTHER CATS SAY ABOUT HIS NEW SELF-HELP BOOK FOR CATS:"I only wish I'd come upon Wolfie's book for cats a lot earlier in this lifetime. You can be sure I'll remember all those great ideas in my lifetimes to come."- Sweet Pea. Maryland"Though the book is marred by the chest-pounding, me-first egotism so typical of tomcat-chauvinistic Maine Coons, EAT WELL displays astonishing insight into the psychology of our providers. That said, I must give Wolfie credit for introducing me (and my food-server) to the recipe for tuna soup--a delicacy we had both been unaware of."- Gabrielle Abyssinian-Burmese. Reston, Virginia"I grew up in a single-parent home, then an orphanage, and never had a strong father-figure as a role model. Wolfie's cat self-help wisdom has made all the difference in my life, showing me how to gain control in my wonderful new home so everything revolves around me."- Shadow von Shelter. Maryland"Better than catnip! Grab it fast!"- Al E. Katz. Brooklyn, NYHERE ARE SOME OF THE VALUABLE CAT SELF-HELP SUCCESS SECRETS HE SHARES IN THIS BOOK FOR CATS:How to show the love your servers crave, while doing yourself and your tummy a big favor;* Valuable techniques for manipulating 2-leggeds into doing what you want, when you want it;* The "warning words" to beware of -- those tricky code words 2-leggeds use to deceive us;* Ways of gaining and keeping the upper paw in your household, regardless of whether the other residents are 2-leggeds, dogs, or your fellow felines;* What you need to learn about time and fractions -- key skills in knowing when your meals should be served, and how much you should be getting;* How to upgrade from ordinary cat food (ugh!) to the delicacies your servers try to keep for themselves;ORDER COPIES FOR ALL YOUR CATTY FRIENDS! DON'T PAWS, ORDER NOW!