Everything and a Kite |
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| Author:
| Romano, Ray |
| Read by:
| Romano, Ray |
| ISBN: | 978-0-671-04383-4 |
| Publication Date: | Nov 1998 |
| Publisher: | Simon & Schuster Audio
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| Imprint: | Simon & Schuster Audio |
| Book Format: | CD-Audio |
| List Price: | USD $25.00 |
Book Description:
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The hilarious new audiobook from the star ofEverybody Loves Raymond All right, the fact that you're reading the back of my audiobook makes me feel good. It tells me you've probably seen me on my TV show,Everybody Loves Raymond,or doing my stand-up comedy. On the other hand, maybe you're in the store standing next to someone you want to flirt with, and you picked this up from the rack just to look busy.What you should do now is show them the cover and tell them you're only reading to...
More DescriptionThe hilarious new audiobook from the star ofEverybody Loves Raymond All right, the fact that you're reading the back of my audiobook makes me feel good. It tells me you've probably seen me on my TV show,Everybody Loves Raymond,or doing my stand-up comedy. On the other hand, maybe you're in the store standing next to someone you want to flirt with, and you picked this up from the rack just to look busy.What you should do now is show them the cover and tell them you're only reading to see if it explains the size of my head. Maybe that could get you a little laugh. Next thing you know you start dating, fall in love, have some sex, get married, have less sex, have kids, get really tired, and hardly ever have sex again. Man, that would be great. Then you'd identify with me, and this audiobook would be very funny.But let's say that doesn't happen. You'd probably go back to living in your parents' basement, keep working your crummy job, get more bad haircuts, have to deal with your overprotective mom and oddball dad, and not be sure if you'd ever have contact with the opposite sex again. Excuse me, but were you and I separated at birth?Guess what? It looks like this audiobook is going to be funny to you no matter what happens. As a matter of fact, you've given me the confidence to say that my audiobook not only relates to you but to everyone. Sure, it's got what people are used to from me: the wife, the family, the neuroses. But it also explores a lot more about life. It's got a little bit of everything. Everything, and, shall we say, a kite? Yes, that's the title and it'll be explained later. For crying' out loud, have some faith, new friend.Wow. Try and get ahold of yourself.