FLUSH! Your Toilet Wants to Speak to You Privately |
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| Author:
| Brown, Patricia |
| Characters created by:
| Brown, Patricia |
| Cover Design by:
| Brown, Patricia |
| Editor:
| Brown, Kiana |
| ISBN: | 978-1-960625-11-3 |
| Publication Date: | Dec 2023 |
| Publisher: | R&P Online Enterprises
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| Book Format: | Hardback |
| List Price: | USD $27.99 |
Book Description:
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This book is about germs. A ten year old boy decides he needs to take a dump. He runs around the corner where two streets meet near a lane. Near a building he drops his drawers, pops a squat, grunts and pushes out a huge, hot, brown one. A few wet farts shoot baby poop pellets that plops on top of the poop log. He wipes his butt with his hand slinging off all the poop he can. Then for a good cleaning he swipes his hand back and forth through the grass. Done! He yanks his drawers and...
More DescriptionThis book is about germs. A ten year old boy decides he needs to take a dump. He runs around the corner where two streets meet near a lane. Near a building he drops his drawers, pops a squat, grunts and pushes out a huge, hot, brown one. A few wet farts shoot baby poop pellets that plops on top of the poop log. He wipes his butt with his hand slinging off all the poop he can. Then for a good cleaning he swipes his hand back and forth through the grass. Done! He yanks his drawers and pants up and runs back to join his friends playing. SH!T! There's nothing unusual about that. That's the way everybody does it. Oh! Did I forget to mention it's not 2023, it's 1811. There's no such thing as a toilet. Yet! FLUSH, the toilet, wants to talk to kids about nasty, gross poop germs that are getting out of control.