Fifty Seven Shades of Shit

Deep in the heart of urban New York, life keeps rolling with the heavy-weight punches for middle aged father of one, George Bethers. Buried beneath the daily crap pile of his prison equipment delivery business, the dreaded reminder of Valentine’s Day rolls around all too soon, surprising him. Stuck on what to buy his wife, Kate, George enlists the help of his rich and very narcissistic non-best friend, John. His side-kick doesn’t help matters and he turns to the advice of a...
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Deep in the heart of urban New York, life keeps rolling with the heavy-weight punches for middle aged father of one, George Bethers. Buried beneath the daily crap pile of his prison equipment delivery business, the dreaded reminder of Valentine’s Day rolls around all too soon, surprising him. Stuck on what to buy his wife, Kate, George enlists the help of his rich and very narcissistic non-best friend, John. His side-kick doesn’t help matters and he turns to the advice of a famous talk show host, flashing ‘the infamous book’ that caught the nation’s attention, in choosing the perfect gift. Deliriously happy with his purchase, Kate catapults their comfortable once-a-month screw, along with their marriage, into unknown territories. Armed with spatulas and a book for guidance, a series of unfortunate repercussions and painful accidents ensue when a man is introduced to the Fifty Seven Shades of Shit that BDSM had to offer.