Fifty Shades of Orange

After royally bumbling her debut appearance on a New York runway, Slovenian fashion model Victoria Dolinar finds herself enraptured by the real estate tycoon and billionaire Auric Orange, a man who makes great deals. In fact, some of the best deals. At least, that's what people are saying. Auric literally sweeps Victoria off her feet as he takes her in his helicopter from Orange Tower 1 to Orange Tower 2. But does he just want her as an eager sex kitten? Will Victoria sign his...
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After royally bumbling her debut appearance on a New York runway, Slovenian fashion model Victoria Dolinar finds herself enraptured by the real estate tycoon and billionaire Auric Orange, a man who makes great deals. In fact, some of the best deals. At least, that's what people are saying. Auric literally sweeps Victoria off her feet as he takes her in his helicopter from Orange Tower 1 to Orange Tower 2. But does he just want her as an eager sex kitten? Will Victoria sign his MOGUL-MODEL contract? Or will Auric break down and admit that he loves her and finally take her shopping? This hilarious parody is filled with page-turning excitement. You'll also meet Auric's business partner Vladimir Novikov, and find out whether or not they close their big deal. (You'll die laughing when you find out what it is!) And you'll learn the answer to a slew of other nail-biting teasers: Will Auric's driver Rudy ever stop talking about 9/11? Will his buddy Igor ever hook up with Victoria's roommate Brittany Kavanaugh? And what secrets lie hidden inside Auric's playground? "Oh my Gawd! What are those googles for?!" You won't believe your eyes when you find out what happens! "This book was hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing!" --Sara G. "Sur fleek, magnifique!" --Hillary R.