F*uck You, Unicorn. Sarcastic Rude Adult Coloring Book with Simple Illustrations and Funny Commentary

Feeling petty? Bitter? Judgemental? This 6"x 9" coloring book with 29 illustrations is the take-anywhere, stress-relieving answer to your prayers. Maybe you're looking for the perfect gift for your petty, b*tchy friend but you're too cheap to spend more than five bucks. We've got good news. This shit's $4.99. Whatever your issues - and clearly you've got them - this profanity-laced little miracle of a coloring book will make you laugh out loud. Color with a...
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Feeling petty? Bitter? Judgemental? This 6"x 9" coloring book with 29 illustrations is the take-anywhere, stress-relieving answer to your prayers.

Maybe you're looking for the perfect gift for your petty, b*tchy friend but you're too cheap to spend more than five bucks. We've got good news. This shit's $4.99.

Whatever your issues - and clearly you've got them - this profanity-laced little miracle of a coloring book will make you laugh out loud. Color with a friend or loved one and you just might improve your relationship. Maybe. But probably not. It's a coloring book. Let's be realistic here.

The designs are pretty simple. That's for the cynical simpletons. And if you're an impatient motherf*cker, you can finish a page in less than ten minutes. Even less if you don't try.

Want more coloring? We made lots of the words hollow (like our hearts) because it's easier than adding another illustration. Go ahead and fill that shit in.

Not a good colorer? We're not here to judge. LOL. Yes we are, but we really don't give a shit about your coloring skills. The whole point here is to relieve some stress and maybe color out some anger. So you go right ahead and color the smirk right off that little b*tch.

Oh, and if you need a funny gift for a white elephant party, a gag gift for a co-worker or a totally ridiculous gift for that ugly Christmas sweater party you're forced to attend every year - Boo, we got you.