Hack! 2

Can you honestly envision George Carlin "social distancing?!?"Cisgender men would've given birth, before Bill Hicks smoked through a hole in some filthy face mask.If you turned off your TV, and everybody threw away their mouth diapers, you'd have no idea we were in the midst of a "pandemic," would you?"Then, what the hell is this nightmare about?!" you query.Here's a subtle hint: Totalitarianism!To all those clamoring for the return of real men -- like the ones above -- look no...
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Can you honestly envision George Carlin "social distancing?!?"Cisgender men would've given birth, before Bill Hicks smoked through a hole in some filthy face mask.If you turned off your TV, and everybody threw away their mouth diapers, you'd have no idea we were in the midst of a "pandemic," would you?"Then, what the hell is this nightmare about?!" you query.Here's a subtle hint: Totalitarianism!To all those clamoring for the return of real men -- like the ones above -- look no further. It's a toss up, as to which has fucked more women: unexpected periods, or the author. Now -- through the magic of self-publishing -- our hero grinds out the grisly details.Got a thirst for adventure? The Hack! series chronicles the erotic exploits of Hugh Mungus -- a common Joe who humped without mercy, until he'd reached his goal of 5,000 females.So, kick back, crack a can, and prepare to drain a bottle of baby oil, while trippin' down Truth Turnpike.