Head-Scratching Tales

HEAD-SCRATCHING TALES- This 6th volume of the Poopy Pants series is much like volume 1 in a wide range of tales, from different times and genres, such as "The Early Millers and the Mass Murders," and "Abe Lincoln and his Cold Dad, Hot Lady, and Hotter Teen Lover." There are three stories that are speculative in nature, but based on extensive research. Those are "Was America's first baby, Virginia Dare, Later Assassinated?" and "Did Early Indians arrive on an Egyptian Boat from India?"...
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HEAD-SCRATCHING TALES- This 6th volume of the Poopy Pants series is much like volume 1 in a wide range of tales, from different times and genres, such as "The Early Millers and the Mass Murders," and "Abe Lincoln and his Cold Dad, Hot Lady, and Hotter Teen Lover." There are three stories that are speculative in nature, but based on extensive research. Those are "Was America's first baby, Virginia Dare, Later Assassinated?" and "Did Early Indians arrive on an Egyptian Boat from India?" plus "Was Jonathon Swift the real Father of Jonathon Swift?' There is a piece of fiction, titled, "The Day Gabby Hayes and Tonto become Buds." Also, are some lists, such as the article, "JFK Assassination: 60 Persons of Interest," and "80 Quotes your Teacher won't Quote." Examples of stories in this volume are: DAD BLOWN UP, MOM RAPED, THEN THE BAD GUYS SHOW UP IS THE MYSTERY OF THE TWO JONATHON SWIFTS SOLVED? WAS AMERICA'S FIRST BABY MURDERED IN ENGLAND? HE BODYSLAMMED A GIANT & FLATTENED A MIDGET KING JAMES AND THE MEAN MAN FROM THE HOOD DID EARLY INDIANS REALLY ARRIVE FROM INDIA? ABE LINCOLN'S COLD DAD & HOT TEEN LOVERRELIGION'S PERPLEXING PARADOXES HISTORY'S NOT SO HORRIBLE WHORES HE SUCKER-PUNCHED AN ORANGUTAN FLIPPING OFF BIG GUYS AT A PRISON FARM THE JFK MURDER: 60 PERSONS OF INTEREST WYATT EARP AND HIS FLOPHOUSE FLOOZIES 25 QUOTES THAT ALL COACHES SHOULD USE RAPPE'S FRIEND CLAIMED FATTY RAPED RAPPE THE PRESIDENTIAL PEARLY GATE TOURNAMENT THE DAY GABBY HAYES & TONTO BECOME BUDS BEFORE FOX & FRIENDS WAS FAWKES & FRIENDS HELL HOLE, ARIZONA & THE HAPPY PLANET INDEX HE BIT THE HEAD OFF OF A LIVE CHICKEN ON LIVE TV MOVE OVER ALI, OBAMA IS OUR NEW-FOUND COUSIN MARRIED WITH CHILDREN AND THE 35 FAMOUS BABES HUGE LIST OF SLUR WORDS, LIKE ZIPPERHEAD & PEPSI FROGGY FAILED TO LEAP OUT OF THE WAY OF A TRUCK 14 POPULAR "ALSO- RAN" BEAUTIES ON AMERICAN IDOL 80 HISTORICAL QUOTES YOUR TEACHERS WON'T QUOTE THE TWO BUCKWHEAT BILLIES, ONE BOGUS & ONE BURIED THE SCIENCE TEACHER WHO TURNED INTO A MISSING LINK HE WAS THE BIGGEST STAR IN THE UNIVERSE OF WRESTLING THE MURDER OF BRUISER BRODY IN THE SHOWERED CIRCLE BENNY HILL'S BRITISH BABES & THE SOUPY SALES STRIPPER PETTICOAT JUNCTION'S SHARON TATE, BETTY RUBBLE & BENJI A BUNCH OF BIG BUNNIES OR JUST A BIG BUNCH OF BLARNEY? AN AVOWED ATHEIST, HE HAD HIS SON BAPTIZED JUST IN CASE WAS THE ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN A SNOW JOB BY A SLICK MAN? ABE LINCOLN'S WICKED STEP-BROTHER & IN-LAWS, EVEN WORSE