How to Be a Toxic Leader

You don't need this book. You're not a toxic leader, you'd never be a toxic leader, so why read a book about how the be the most soul-crushing, demoralizing presence possible? What, are you supposed to read a book to learn how NOT to be a toxic leader? Pssht. You don't need that, you're an awesome leader. Your subordinates love you, your superiors love you, and most of all, you love you. You're great. You have absolutely no toxic tendencies, and if you did, you'd be able to spot...
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You don't need this book. You're not a toxic leader, you'd never be a toxic leader, so why read a book about how the be the most soul-crushing, demoralizing presence possible? What, are you supposed to read a book to learn how NOT to be a toxic leader? Pssht. You don't need that, you're an awesome leader.
Your subordinates love you, your superiors love you, and most of all, you love you. You're great. You have absolutely no toxic tendencies, and if you did, you'd be able to spot them in a heartbeat. No way some book can help you find the mental missteps and self-justifications that lead to treating people like crap.
You don't hold unattainable standards, you just want your subordinates to be challenged. You don't micromanage, you just need control to ensure everything is done right. And you never, never pass blame off to anyone else, you would totally hypothetically take the fall (if you eventually do anything wrong that is).
No, this isn't the book for you. You know yourself better than anyone else, and you would instinctively know if you were being toxic without any contemplation or help identifying the brain games that lead to toxic leadership. You're not a toxic leader, and will never be one in any situation ever. Right?