Inbox Full of Crazy |
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| Author:
| Oseland, Chris-Rachael |
| ISBN: | 978-1-4811-7036-9 |
| Publication Date: | Dec 2012 |
| Publisher: | CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
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| Book Format: | Paperback |
| List Price: | USD $9.95 |
Book Description:
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Four years. Four cities. Four dating sites. Gentlemen, get ready to go where no man has gone before. Inbox Full of Crazy takes you into the dark, secret realm of a woman's online dating inbox. You want to know what you're up against? Here are over 200 real messages from real men.
These funny, bizarre, and clueless messages range from good Christian men looking for blowjobs to polyamorists looking for another girlfriend to Nigerians hoping to marry their way into a...
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Four years. Four cities. Four dating sites. Gentlemen, get ready to go where no man has gone before. Inbox Full of Crazy takes you into the dark, secret realm of a woman's online dating inbox. You want to know what you're up against? Here are over 200 real messages from real men.
These funny, bizarre, and clueless messages range from good Christian men looking for blowjobs to polyamorists looking for another girlfriend to Nigerians hoping to marry their way into a greencard. You also get to spy on obscene messages from men who look like Santa after three years on meth, eye rollingly demeaning tactics used by Pick Up Artists, and the frothy anger of men who are sure they must be the last survivors of the robot apocalypse, because every woman out there is a bot.
Examples include:
FROM "WWJD...WITH HIS COCK?"
You need to be tamed. I have a couple young boys that are with me about 50% of the time. I prefer traditional roles in a relationship - I can lead if someone wants to follow (most women these days do not) - just being honest - one of my faults or positives depending on your view. I have opinions that you do not agree with - but you must be willing to at least let me express my opinion - its a mutual respect thing. I am one with Christ and you must convert to the one true way if we start to date. You must be willing to lose wait. Your sloth is a sin. Once you give yourself to Christ and submit to your man you will learn discipline and not want to eat into a grave anymore.
FROM "RANDOM WEIRDNESS"
Your standing in the frame of a window, your body silhouetted beneath the soft felt cloth that keeps my eyes from seeing all that l desire! A breeze flushes your clothing giving me a sent of what is to come. The power your posses over me is intoxicating. Your blouse is un-button down to your navel. Your breast tanned and exposed add to my desire to take you but l wont my self control back. You will have none of this you will take what you wont, when you wont it. Greece is where we have gone l have waited long for what you hold l will wait no more l will have you!--Stay toned--- If you like, write me back we will take this to the stars..
FROM "PERSISTENT POLYAMORISTS"
Sure you won't talk? Hey! I know I've messaged you a couple of times.. thought I would try yet again because every time I read your profile I find something else I'm pretty sure we have in common. My wife says I'm a great catch.
You'll find over 200 more messages like that plus plenty of geeky commentary inside Inbox Full of Crazy.
Ladies, don't let this discourage you from trying to find romance online. The vast majority of guys on dating sites are normal, well intentioned, slightly lonely men looking for a girlfriend. I've met some really great men online. This book isn't about them.
Gents, this is what you're up against. These guys are in the minority, but oh what a weird minority it is. No matter how hard it is for you to gather up enough courage to click send, remember compared to these guys you are automatically a winner. This book is guaranteed to make you feel refreshingly normal.