Make America Safe Again

This is a complete work of fiction. Any references to people, places, or events are entirely coincidental. In a world ravaged by Donald Trump, our only hope is...Donald Trump. Join in all the fun as Trump retells his adventures all the way from childhood to saving the human race from alien extinction. It is a long road, a very long road, some say it is the longest road ever. Believe us, it is well worth the time.In this first installment of the MAGA Saga, Donald Trump is on a quest to...
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This is a complete work of fiction. Any references to people, places, or events are entirely coincidental. In a world ravaged by Donald Trump, our only hope is...Donald Trump. Join in all the fun as Trump retells his adventures all the way from childhood to saving the human race from alien extinction. It is a long road, a very long road, some say it is the longest road ever. Believe us, it is well worth the time.In this first installment of the MAGA Saga, Donald Trump is on a quest to avenge a dear friend and make America safe again. Will he succeed? Or will he just make things worse? We haven't read this book in its entirety yet, but we think it is safe to assume that he will definitely just make things worse. People have said all kinds of things about this book, just look for yourself:"Your writing leaves something to be desired." - A talentless critic"It needs more female characters, or at least more sex." - A creepy old lady"You don't have to curse so much." - A pussy who can't handle a few fucking curse words