McAlexander's Book of Nouns

This compilation is an amalgamation of misused, misspelled, invented, and otherwise incorrect words extracted from cyberspace and reticulated with actual, legitimate, veritable lexemes of the English language, properly assimilated and catalogued with distinction and definition, though many neologies have been included. It is a desideratum of banausic elocution wrought from the dissatisfaction of unsophistication and the disgust of lackadaisical praxis. In laic terms, it is a treatise...
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This compilation is an amalgamation of misused, misspelled, invented, and otherwise incorrect words extracted from cyberspace and reticulated with actual, legitimate, veritable lexemes of the English language, properly assimilated and catalogued with distinction and definition, though many neologies have been included. It is a desideratum of banausic elocution wrought from the dissatisfaction of unsophistication and the disgust of lackadaisical praxis. In laic terms, it is a treatise of proper word selection (and avoidance) for both writing and public speaking. This book contains the substantive, or noun, form of locution; its purpose is to aid in the proper word selection for professional and eloquent writing (and public speaking). It does not contain every possible noun form or analogous word association, though this undertaking has been operose and is sufficiently distinct from alternative references in its endeavor to illuminate opportunities as well as suggest proficient solutions with the utmost civility.