Moby-Penis

You know the great American novel, Moby-Dick? It turns out the whale's name is actually Moby Penis. And he is pissed. After one-hundred and sixty-nine years of being called dick, Moby Penis has risen from the ocean to get his revenge on humanity. The only ones who can stop him are a burnt-out Millennial named Phil, who may or may not care, and a veritable army of the whale's past associates, each with their own reasons to want him dead. It's a tale of love and loss on the high seas, an...
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You know the great American novel, Moby-Dick? It turns out the whale's name is actually Moby Penis. And he is pissed. After one-hundred and sixty-nine years of being called dick, Moby Penis has risen from the ocean to get his revenge on humanity. The only ones who can stop him are a burnt-out Millennial named Phil, who may or may not care, and a veritable army of the whale's past associates, each with their own reasons to want him dead. It's a tale of love and loss on the high seas, an adventure across the world to the inner recesses of the human soul and through the better part of the uncountably infinite multiverse! Moby-Penis is a one of a kind novella, absolutely unlike anything you've ever read before. Except maybe that one thing you read online that one time. Moby-Penis is sort of like that, they both have that same style, you know? But Moby-Penis is way better.