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The New Century Dada Press brings the charisma and influence of avant-garde Dada to the 21st century. Dada was officially not an art movement, its artists not artists and its art not art. Dada's post-World War I works rebelled against the norms of bourgeois culture and war, and included automatic collage, poetry, painting, sculpture, film, performance art, and lately, absinthe-crazed cocktail poetry. Dada influenced Surrealism, Futurism, Cubism, Expressionism, Bobism, The Fat Earth Society, miscellaneous authors, and is the foundation of many New Century Dada works.
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Mug & Mali's Miscellany - 75th Porcelain Jubilee:
"This New Century Dada work celebrates the 75th volume of
Mug & Mali's Miscellanies, with cocktail poetry and recipes, unforgettable images, and assorted articles. And you can't unsee any of it."
- William Baked, Art and Pennilessness "
75th Porcelain Jamboree is the best Miscellany book I ever read."
- Benjamin Franklin, Snore Richard's Almanac "...Infested with genuine literary calamity."
- John Meltin, Stained Pants Quarterly "A powerful, wind-breaking work of timeless impotence and stature." -
Liza Round, The Paid Reviewer "Drinking bottom-shelf liquor often results in bottom-shelf literature."
- Perry Noid, Miniature Talking Donkey Magazine "If this Miscellany doesn't move you, you're not drinking hard enough."
- Ulysses S. Grunt "Bad books corrupt good character. Whoopee!"
- Misty Meanor, Obscure Art Review "A book like this is never finished, only abandoned."
- Russel Sprout, Rutabaga Review "The Finnegans Wake play adaptation is really something."
- Edward Albeet, Modern Theater of the Absurd "This is the best miscellany book I ever saw."
- Abraham Lincoln, Pittsburgh Address "We have been as bad an influence on awful cocktails as anyone we can think of."
- Mug & Mali "The covers of this book are too far apart."
- Ambrose Bierce "This work fell down the inanity tree and hit every limb."
- Pedro DeNose "I love this volume. I never tell a lie."
- George Washington "This poetry is like a bird - it will crap all over you."
- Robin Droppings "The poems are unspeakable, the cocktail recipes undrinkable, and the whole thing is unmissable."
- Vito Powers "This collection of cocktail poems and images, which feature innovative depths of alcoholic fervor, reinforce Mug and Mali as leaders of the New Century Dada movement."
- Hugo Balk "With this book Mug & Mali have taken life by the throat."
- Robeert Frost "The cocktail poetry in this book is frankly no good. I feel like I may throw up."
- Emily Drinkinson "If Mug & Mali aren't America's leading humorists, I can see why."
- Noah Count, The Vodka Guzzler