My Dog Used to Chase People on Bikes |
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| Author:
| Thew, Jon |
| ISBN: | 979-8-6264-4583-1 |
| Publication Date: | Mar 2020 |
| Publisher: | Independently Published
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| Book Format: | Paperback |
| List Price: | USD $6.09 |
Book Description:
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The Number One Best Seller......in our house A Must Buy.......my bank manager May Buy.......procrastinator Won't Buy.......Scrooge Don't Buy.......miserable old git whose cat sh*ts on my lawn good Bye you !*!*.........ex-wife Disgusting.......Granny Disturbing......my psychiatrist Fake Jokes......someone in Washington D.C. An edited collection of terrific jokes; original life stories and humorous, quirky anecdotes combined to make you laugh, smile or occasionally groan. What happened...
More DescriptionThe Number One Best Seller......in our house A Must Buy.......my bank manager May Buy.......procrastinator Won't Buy.......Scrooge Don't Buy.......miserable old git whose cat sh*ts on my lawn good Bye you !*!*.........ex-wife Disgusting.......Granny Disturbing......my psychiatrist Fake Jokes......someone in Washington D.C. An edited collection of terrific jokes; original life stories and humorous, quirky anecdotes combined to make you laugh, smile or occasionally groan. What happened after the Chinese couple divorced? How to tell the time while milking a cow? How to offend gorillas? Just what is African Roulette? There's "Observations" of some of our defining characteristics. "Why is life like a Sh*t Sandwich? What is the "Crapped-On Factor?" What's a "Candle Snuffer?" Added to the mix is a series of anecdotes that reveal just how humorous, ridiculous or just plain quirky real life is; showing how life is indeed stranger than fiction. Includes; "How to cover a car park with concentrated acid?" "What happens when you call the police after you break into a factory?", "Why would thirty women stand spontaneously and applaud you?", "Did someone really drive a shiny, new, black vulva?" Surely humour is the real fuel this nation runs on; our ability to laugh at ourselves and just about anyone or anything is a national blessing. It should be on the National Curriculum with laughter the first lesson of the day!"My dog used to chase people on bikes." "What did you do?""I took his bikes away."