New Century Dada: the Complete Imbecile's Guide to Miscellany for Dimwits

Not playing with a full deck? Are you vacuous, gullible, daffy, stupid, dippy, torpid, mindless, dull as dishwater, thick, vapid, senseless, cuckoo, half-baked, dopey, dull, insipid, ludicrous, or deficient? Are you a nitwit, scatterbrain, bumbler, dullard, hickoryhead, clodpate, dummy, potty-mouth, idiot, klutz, lummox, oaf, buffoon, doof, moop, baboon, turkey, loon, donkey, wonk, dingbat, gump, sap, noddy-poll, boob, or muggins? Then let this collection of Miscellany guide you. It...
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Not playing with a full deck? Are you vacuous, gullible, daffy, stupid, dippy, torpid, mindless, dull as dishwater, thick, vapid, senseless, cuckoo, half-baked, dopey, dull, insipid, ludicrous, or deficient? Are you a nitwit, scatterbrain, bumbler, dullard, hickoryhead, clodpate, dummy, potty-mouth, idiot, klutz, lummox, oaf, buffoon, doof, moop, baboon, turkey, loon, donkey, wonk, dingbat, gump, sap, noddy-poll, boob, or muggins? Then let this collection of Miscellany guide you. It holds 174 new cocktails, a Warning Guide to French Food, emotional outbursts, factoids, Mockupations, cocktail poetry, and games such as Find the Differences and Match the Mooners (tops and bottoms). You'll find strange fast foods, odd soups, uncommon farm machinery, gourmet offal, and answers to life's most baffling questions, such as, "What's in Grandma's cabinet?" Discover the confusing delights of New Century Dada with automatically generated cocktails, collages, and poetry. This work is as miscellaneous as it is full of assorted stuff. It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy!