Paradise Not Quite Lost

All is not perfect for wealthy interstellar industrialist and sex addict Jeffrey Saunders. CEO of Saunders Interstellar Technologies, developer of the Tunnel Drive, Jeffrey is also the leader of the freelance army known as Saunders' Savages. In Paradise Not Quite Lost, his team is called into action by the invasion of the planet Paradise by General Louis "Lumpy" Charleston, leader of the Egalitarian Grand Army of Liberation, would-be galactic conqueror, and purveyor of sugary snacks....
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All is not perfect for wealthy interstellar industrialist and sex addict Jeffrey Saunders. CEO of Saunders Interstellar Technologies, developer of the Tunnel Drive, Jeffrey is also the leader of the freelance army known as Saunders' Savages. In Paradise Not Quite Lost, his team is called into action by the invasion of the planet Paradise by General Louis "Lumpy" Charleston, leader of the Egalitarian Grand Army of Liberation, would-be galactic conqueror, and purveyor of sugary snacks. Along the way Jeffrey and the savages encounter the planet's population of pot-smoking neo-hippies, a planetary president on in a one-man war against Charleston, and unstable Zopitrite crystals on the verse of destroying Paradise. And if that isn't difficult enough, Jeffrey falls for new recruit Jacqueline Swanson and thinks about going monogamous for the first time in his life. Paradise Not Quite Lost combines action, adventure, table-clearing romance, discussions on hemp, and anachronistic references to the 1960s and other science fiction tales. Covering numerous genres, Paradise Not Quite Lost can be enjoyed by all readers, but mostly those willing to pay for the book.