Patently Absurd

In the city of Retropolis - where the future went, when we got something else - all science is Mad. So scientific laboratories are confined to the Experimental Research District. It's all laid out in the zoning laws, but when it comes down to it this is a matter of self defense. There's always the danger that something really awful might happen in the District: something so awful that it will escape to the city outside. That's why the Retropolis Registry of Patents keeps an eye on...
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In the city of Retropolis - where the future went, when we got something else - all science is Mad. So scientific laboratories are confined to the Experimental Research District. It's all laid out in the zoning laws, but when it comes down to it this is a matter of self defense. There's always the danger that something really awful might happen in the District: something so awful that it will escape to the city outside. That's why the Retropolis Registry of Patents keeps an eye on what the inventors of the District are doing from day to day. At the Registry you might meet Ben Bowman, a patent investigator who's smart in at least one or two of the ways that are important, and his friend Violet, the robot secretary. Violet is convinced that she ought to be an investigator herself. Between you and me, she's not wrong. But she's had a terrible time convincing one Patent Registrar after another that they ought to promote her; and, strangely, the Registrars never seem to last very long once they disagree. The first five of these illustrated stories ran (as serials) at Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual; the last story, 'The Enigma of the Unseen Doctor', is published here for the first time. Forty-four illustrations round out this book by the author/illustrator of 'Slaves of the Switchboard of Doom', which Publishers Weekly called "a strong and entertaining debut".