Redneck Crossdressers at the Mall

In this scintillating and highly charged, fast paced, and hard hitting tale we follow the torrid exploits of a young man driven by new, frightening desires and unnatural urges he didn't know he possessed. You'll be spanking along with all the ribald action as our hero takes a sexual odyssey through the trailer-trashy, sordid world of three redneck good ol' gurls, a set of down home ladies packing an extra punch inside their frayed Jordache jeans. They might be one hole short of a...
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In this scintillating and highly charged, fast paced, and hard hitting tale we follow the torrid exploits of a young man driven by new, frightening desires and unnatural urges he didn't know he possessed. You'll be spanking along with all the ribald action as our hero takes a sexual odyssey through the trailer-trashy, sordid world of three redneck good ol' gurls, a set of down home ladies packing an extra punch inside their frayed Jordache jeans. They might be one hole short of a standard issue gal, but they sure as heck know what to do with the two they have.It's the summer of 1986 and young Edward is killing time before starting college in the fall hanging at the local mall and poking around Spencer's Gifts. It's the heyday of teased, bottle-blonde hair, metal bands, acid washed jean with strategic rips and red bandannas tied around the thighs. It's the era of - you guessed it - business in front, party in back hairstyles, a look particularly popular in Edward's small southern town.While goofing around with Whoopee Cushions and D&D figurines of orcs and wizards, Edward spots three young women milling around the store, girls with giant frizzled and frosted hair-helmets, tight t-shirts, and tighter jeans accentuating their attributes milling around the store. Only upon closer inspection he realizes they aren't girls at all but a trio of white trash crossdressers drawing stares and gapes from the straight mall crowd.One of the girls stands out from the other two, and Edward becomes rather 'inspired' watching her move through the store. Without giving it much thought, he jots down his phone number and places the note on the shelf in front of the fetching young 'lass' who has drifted away from her pals and flees the store before anyone can notice. He hides out in a Cinnabon and follows the girls when they leave the mall, wondering if he'll see any of them again.That night Edward waits by the phone in his basement bedroom listening to Lou Reed records and feeling the butterflies swarm in his stomach. Will she call? What will he say if she does? As he ponders the most profound questions any eighteen-year-old might ask themselves, the phone by his bed starts to ring. Edward picks up the receiver and his life is never the same again.