Sainthood in Sixty Seconds - Text-Only Edition What God Did When He Ran Out of Time |
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| Author:
| Jerk, Insensitive |
| ISBN: | 979-8-4215-1477-0 |
| Publication Date: | Dec 2021 |
| Publisher: | Independently Published
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| Book Format: | Paperback |
| List Price: | USD $7.95 |
Book Description:
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If God asks you to pull His finger, don't do it. Joshua the Prophet was created by God Himself, three hours ago, in a pod hurtling toward Earth. As he approached the humans at divine velocity, Joshua knew he was made for a mission, and it would be so cool to know what it was. Joshua suspected he'd been sent to save humanity from the aliens. They had finally made the momentous First Contact, which turned out to be a prank. Now the alien bastards had offered...
More DescriptionIf God asks you to pull His finger, don't do it.
Joshua the Prophet was created by God Himself, three hours ago, in a pod hurtling toward Earth. As he approached the humans at divine velocity, Joshua knew he was made for a mission, and it would be so cool to know what it was.
Joshua suspected he'd been sent to save humanity from the aliens. They had finally made the momentous First Contact, which turned out to be a prank. Now the alien bastards had offered humanity the biggest prank of all, a shortcut to Christian sainthood, Old-Testament style. If you accept their turbocharged grace, the aliens will transform you into the unholy offspring of Mother Theresa and Dirty Harry.
Sainthood in Sixty Seconds is the raunchiest faith-builder ever published, and its ending will punch you in the heart.
This is the monochrome, text-only version. On color screens, you might prefer the full-color feelustrated version.