Salomon Slackwater and the Battle for Neptune

"The sky hasn't fallen! It's falling! And the lower it gets... the more damage that such an event will cause... Until, ultimately, we will all be crushed!" Is it a force of nature? A science experiment gone wrong? Or an act of terrorism? Salomon Nathaniel Slackwater is swept up in the intrigue of a global event - one so ridiculous and callous and politically expedient, that there is no doubt that the Americans are involved! Somehow they have discovered that Nathaniel and his big fat...
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"The sky hasn't fallen! It's falling! And the lower it gets... the more damage that such an event will cause... Until, ultimately, we will all be crushed!" Is it a force of nature? A science experiment gone wrong? Or an act of terrorism? Salomon Nathaniel Slackwater is swept up in the intrigue of a global event - one so ridiculous and callous and politically expedient, that there is no doubt that the Americans are involved! Somehow they have discovered that Nathaniel and his big fat Atlantean family have been living illegally in the country since the founding. And they, obviously, want them out... at any cost.