The French Love Pastry and Her Tale in the Sand

Once upon a time, on the north coast of France, a callipygian chambermaid set her sights on a rich American with a fetish. It's the spring of 1903, and the coy Nicole--intoxicated by a combination of youthful infatuation and ageless avarice--puts all her most promising parts to work. But it's not by her comely tail she'll win this learned lad's heart, for his obsession runs deeper--or, at least, further down....Reminiscent of the tales comprising The Decameron, this singular story...
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Once upon a time, on the north coast of France, a callipygian chambermaid set her sights on a rich American with a fetish. It's the spring of 1903, and the coy Nicole--intoxicated by a combination of youthful infatuation and ageless avarice--puts all her most promising parts to work. But it's not by her comely tail she'll win this learned lad's heart, for his obsession runs deeper--or, at least, further down....Reminiscent of the tales comprising The Decameron, this singular story recounts yet another skirmish in the age-old battle of the sexes, and then betters Boccaccio by adding a pair of instructive morals, à la: If you lead him by the nose, be sure to check the porridge for parts.For more information on the novaplex, please visit: ByblosForetold.com